September 2009
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So I apparently have a 401k now?
I feel like such a grown-up all of a sudden.
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I think we can all agree that Alan Ball creations...
Six Feet Under? True Blood? (both by Digital Kitchen)
LOVE THAT SHIT.
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True Blood (S2E11) = True Love
Sookie: How's your leg?
Lafayette: Better than ever.
Sookie: Huh...How'd that happen?
Lafayette: Eric made me drink his motherfucking blood is how that happened.
Sookie: Me too! He tricked me!
Lafayette: Somebody need to slap that bitch.
Sookie: I have.
August 2009
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Amazingly True Story:
There is this woman who owns what is probably a flat-coated retriever mix who is exactly Christy Cummings in every possible way, except with darker hair. She has the look, she has the personality, she even kind of has the voice. She also has this random habit of always referring to her female dog as a “he.”
The dog is delightful, and seeing her always makes me giggle to myself. ...
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WatchI don’t care how gay this makes me. I love Jane Lynch and I already love Glee and I don’t really give a flying eff.
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Dear Tumblr,
Now is no time for the hiccups! Don’t you realize the fight for the next leader of the free world is at stake? I didn’t even want any part of these shenanigans, and yet somehow you have forced it upon me, and now you’re pulling this shit?
I cry foul!
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buongiorno:
“The Lovecats” - The Cure
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Song: Until the Sadness is Gone Artist: David...
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Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Crazy): Prayer and... →
notthatkindagay:
“That’s really where this battle will be won — on our knees in prayer and fasting,” she told the listeners. “Remember: faith without works is dead. So we’re asking you to do all of it: pray, fast, believe, trust the Lord, but also act.”
Ask God to not provide for your neighbor. It’s the Christian thing to do.
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Watchemyme:
blissed:
Rare Footage of Helen Keller. Amazing.
this is AWESOME
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I choose "cat" because I personally enjoy the fact...
Plus, sharks wouldn’t make nearly as nice of a pillow.
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So I got a promotion at work about a week ago, but...
It would appear as though that secret is now common-knowledge, however, so I can start to get kind of excited about it. Yay! While the job itself I feel kind of ambivalent towards, I am excited by the possibility that I might finally be making enough money that I can keep some of it for myself instead of giving it all away to other people, making this the first time I can actually start to save...
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“Fox News host Glenn Beck has lost over 30 sponsors since he called President...”
– CONAN O’BRIEN, The Tonight Show
(via the NY Times, inothernews, enjoli, robot-heart-politics, fuddmain, peterwknox) (via lizlemon)
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Birthers Want To See Obama's Penis →
absurdlakefront:
notthatkindagay:
Birthers have now decided that what makes a person a true, blue, red-blooded American is not the color of your complexion but how much foreskin you have.
Commenters (and circumcised Americans) over at Free Republic struck on a revelation yesterday: if Barack Obama has not been circumcised, then he must not have been born in the United States. Why? Because all...
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There was an email in my spam filter inviting me...
even the pimps and hoes on the interwebz think I’m fat!
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“Michelle and I were heartbroken to learn this morning of the death of our dear...”
– BARACK OBAMA, in a statement on the passing of Senator Ted Kennedy (via inothernews) (via spintree) (via apsies)
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Not surprisingly, the best dog breed for me is...
at least that’s what animal planet told me. I’m really glad to learn that my faux-jew hasn’t gone away yet.
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Song: Pet Politics (Silver Jews Cover) Artist: The...
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It's kind of silly how receiving a set of keys can...
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Dan Savage on HBO? →
absurdlakefront:
Dan Savage is shooting a pilot for a show based off his sex column “Savage Love”. This could be awesome.
I would totally get up in that shit without a moments hesitation.
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I Finally ate at Zingerman's Over the Weekend...
as a way to celebrate 3 months, a promotion, and because me and Ed were going to see Julie and Julia and thought stuffing our face with delicious food beforehand would ease the inevitable hunger pains the movie would surely induce. Thoughts:
Zingerman’s is amazing and might actually be kind of worth the price. Fucking doughnut sundae? You can’t go wrong with that. Plus I really...
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“A million followers nice. What would you like to see more of from this feed?...”
– via the White House Twitter Stream
How do you NOT love an administration that can intelligently reference The Cow Bell???? This brought a tear to my eye.
(via zatoism) (via apsies)
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I accidentally took a 4-hour nap after dinner and...
so much for waking up early tomorrow and being productive
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State seeds fresh food delivery in Detroit →
Imani Abba got choked up Friday as she purchased fruits and vegetables from a delivery truck.
“We don’t have to go to the liquor stores and get dried-up vegetables,” said the 54-year-old Detroiter, while taking strawberries, bananas and grapes her excited daughters, granddaughters and great-granddaughter handed off. “For a long time, people around here didn’t have...
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So...I think my phone just entered a wormhole?
Chronology of Events: Last phone call received at work ended in me being called an asshole for something I have absolutely no control over whatsoever. Awesome. After work I call Ed to try to figure out if plans this weekend are possible, but instead this middle-aged smoker lady answers accusing me of stalking her. When it’s established there is no Ed there, she hangs up. AWESOME. Then I...
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Lutheran Group Eases Limits on Gay Clergy →
notthatkindagay:
After an emotional debate over the authority of Scripture and the limits of biblical inclusiveness, leaders of the country’s largest Lutheran denomination voted Friday to allow gay men and lesbians in committed relationships to serve as members of the clergy.
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“Things don’t look much different now from where I stand:
looking for you with...”
– The Mountain Goats, “Feed This End” (via fuckyeahthemountaingoats)
i’ve already established that John Darnielle is pretty much the most brilliant song-writer ever, right? Right.
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Thanks, Weeds, for my new favorite thing ever.
Dean Hodes: Number two, we slip some spidergoats under her door.
Doug Wilson: What the fuck are spidergoats?
Dean: Part goat, part spider; their milk has Kevlar webs, look it up.
Doug: So like these tiny little goats?
Dean: No! They're big goats! With spider genes.
Doug: Well how the fuck do we get them under the door?
Dean: Good point.
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I was laughing pretty ridiculously at this myself.
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