January 2009
December 2008
I think if I learned how to flirt my life would ultimately be more successful
Pork and Sauerkraut, Black Eyed Peas, Or...?
notthatkindagay:
What’s your traditional New Years Day meal? I grew up with the German Pork and Sauerkraut. Apparently it’s good luck to have sauerkraut on the first day of the year. It’s also apparently the only time you’ll see me eating sauerkraut.
You don’t have sauerkraut during Passover? Shame on you! I’ve never had a traditional meal…new years day is pretty much a nothing...
Oh My...EVERY 30 gig Zune died last night. →
sufjanssteven:
muppetpants:
kellyreeves:jeffbaum:
Meh, I’ve had my iPod from that same period brick on me three times already. The difference is Apple’s hardware is crappy and Zune’s software has glitched once. I still wish I’d bought a Zune.
See, now, I’ve had my iPod for about 4 years or so and I’ve never had a problem.
I guess I should be glad I have the 80gb! Overall, I am having FAR...
I used to swim hardcore style 30 hours a week. ...
notthatkindagay:
almostnever:
aniceshadeofred:
almostnever:
Not to let the world know of my inexperience, but how big do those babies go? Like, what sort of heat does one need to pack to necessitate a MAGNUM?
My roommate’s fuckbuddy wears magnums. She describes him as having the approximate girth of a bottle of Gatorade.
Jesus / My jaw hurts thinking about that / That’s terrifying
...
The Top 10 Douchebags of 2008 →
“Find out who really sucked at life in 2008” from Minneapolis’s City Pages
PS I know this is late in coming, and that nobody...
Another trip to the dentist and another year...
and I know this is going to sound completely ridiculous, but my dentist’s office is probably one of three things that will make me sad about moving away. Seriously. Every single person there is super nice and cool and they make me hate going to the dentist a whole lot less and I can’t imagine ever being able to find another dentist’s office like that.
A Year in Michigan: A Summary
Exhibit A] Mayor of the largest city in the state is involved in quite a ridiculous string of would-be-humorous-if-they-weren’t-so-sad string of felonies tangled around abuse of power, corruption, strippers, murder, sex scandals, and all-around complete lack of class and who knows what else. I’m sorry Kwame, but if the people of Detroit actually DO elect you again, they deserve you. ...
Scientists eye unusual swarm of Yellowstone quakes →
Yay! Maybe the end of days is finally coming!
I really miss living out that way though. My summer spent in Wyoming and Montana was definitely the coolest segment of my life.
“And if love is just a game
Then how come it’s no fun?
If love is just a...”
– Noah and the Whale, “2 Atoms in a Molecule”
“Man is a bubble, and all the world is a storm.”
– Jeremy Taylor, Holy Dying (1651)
Too bad the cute gay guy I work with [and the only...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Sufjan Stevens (41)
Lightspeed Champion (15)
Frightened Rabbit (14)
Lykke Li (12)
Deerhunter (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“I’m scared that I’m going to end up alone. I’m scared that I’m always going to...”
– (via boredintheburbs) (via notthatkindagay)
Yep, this is definitely my life [except for maybe the sister part. I don’t think I’ll ever end up being anybody’s sister]. Which is why I’m glad I work super early new years day so I have an excuse to go to bed early on new years...
I bet $500 that this song makes it to an Apple...
Hey Rocco. I have plenty of room for one more. ...
Awesome! Sounds good. And don’t bother packing any clothes. You won’t need them.
It's not just me, right? The guy who played the...
And PS
Did you guys know that there is a movie out there starring Judy Greer, Zooey Deschanel, Maura Tierney, Jena Malone, Lou Taylor Pucci AND all the music is done by M. Ward who also has a walk-on part?? Because I didn’t, until i watched it yesterday and it made me really happy. It’s called The Go-Getter. Zooey is especially delightful in it. Especially when she dances old skool style.
As my Christmas present I'm going to see Wicked at...
I know you're not going to believe me, but today I...
“must we shovel endlessly?
the answer is yes.
we must shovel until we die.
...”
– I agree full-heartedly AFP! I shoveled three effing times today and driving tomorrow is going to be pure hell, I can already feel it. But winter really is quite beautiful in its own obnoxious way.
Tonight there's supposed to be more snow and icy...
avedanke:
Jens Lekman: Kanske Är Jag Kär i Dig
...
Okay, so on this day of Hanukkah, I am very...
Liposuction doctor powered his cars with human... →
this is both the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read, but also kind of the most awesome
Kid Finds Condom at Chuck E. Cheese's →
because nothing turns me on like greasy pizza and colored balls.
and reading the article,
a] it sounds like it probably belonged to the manager
and
b] there’s the line “they found their child playing with it up in the tubes” which makes me giggle.
The window in my bedroom is covered in ice. On...
and I already spent most of the evening with a hairdryer to the pipes after they decided to freeze.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Sufjan Stevens (41)
Lightspeed Champion (15)
Frightened Rabbit (14)
Kanye West (12)
Deerhunter (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Remember, when you eat you’re just a vacuum with nipples!”
– Devon Green as Brenda Dickson
