Instead of posting the second Yeasayer song I was...
I have been talking about the election so much and...
Sunday night I had the pleasure of attending...
In a clip from their appearance in Hershey, PA I actually heard the words “Joe the Chocolate Maker” come out of Sarah Palin’s mouth. Will someone PLEASE punch her in the face?
Really? For Realz?
Without getting too much into the details, I just have to say…wtf, mate!? This whole Sen. Ted Stevens thing just seems completely ridiculous. How is it that a CONVICTED FELON on SEVEN effing counts [see humorous rendering HERE via Michael Likes It] of direct political misconduct is still able to run for re-election?!? I’m not even able to comment on this because my mind can’t...
Biden is probably god incarnate and I'm super...
Barbara West of Fox News: How is Sen. Obama not being a Marxist if he intends to spread the wealth around?
Sen. Biden: *long pause and a blank stare later...* Are you joking? Is this a joke?
Barbara West: No.
Sen. Biden: Is that a real question?
Barbara West: That's a question.
Sen Biden: LOLZ, B*TCH!
Palin injures former Red Wings Goalie →
Former Red Wings goalie Manny Legace [1999-2006], currently for the St. Louis Blues, was injured on Palin’s carpet after her appearance and dropping of the first puck. Follow the link to read the full story. If she goes after any current Red Wings [currently ranked first in their division!!] I *will* cutabitch.
Apple Donates mad cash to "No on Prop 8" →
andrewfutral: I knew I only worked on macs for a reason. point number 425,657,243 in favor of macs
My Old Boss is Probably One of the Most Delightful...
One of Tom's Student Workers who is Friends with his Daughter: Tom, what should I get your daughter for her birthday?
Tom: Not crack, 'cause that's what I'm getting her.
I miss that man so very much.
From AP: Palin stylist draws higher pay than... →
I think this really says a lot about the kind of campaign McCain-Palin are running. It would be even more funny if it wasn’t quite so sad.
I am the luckiest kid in the world! My grandma works in a candy factory and my...– Zach, a new 3rd-grade special-needs student my mom works with
Good Music Good Prints
Once upon a time I went to university in a tiny little nothing college town in farm country that is very much culturally defunct. While being very very pretty, the town was unable to offer much more than a handful of bars and an even larger handful of fastfood establishments. From what I hear, this is actually a fairly recent phenomenon. In the not too distant past it actually offered quite a...
Virgin Shark Gives Birth. COOL!!!! →
andrewfutral: amandalynferri: A female blacktip shark in Virginia fertilized her own egg without mating with a male shark, new DNA evidence shows. THE BIBLE IS REAL FOLKS!!! I WAS WRONG!!!! EXCEPT IT ONLY APPLIES TO SHARKS!!!! AMEN!!!
Don't you get tired of schlepping her?
I realize pretty much nobody watches “Chuck,” but tonight’s episode with the fact that Ben Savage and Nicole Ritchie are a couple cracks my shit up.
stef-lee: very frightening. InDEED!
Is there any way I can convince you to never make...
I mean, I kind of applaud Sarah Palin’s participation in this weeks SNL and her ability to make fun of herself, but at the same time it didn’t do anything to make me change my opinion of her classiness. It seemed pretty desperate and trashy. which i guess she is. not to mention the rest of SNL was pretty much an abomination minus marky mark whose presence is always welcome.
Song: The Garden Artist: Mirah Album: Advisory...
From “Science Friday” on NPR, I thought this story was really neat. The rather dapper Jason Hackenwerth is an artist in NYC who does balloon sculptures and is currently working on a project of creating giant balloon flowers that mimic the wilting of real flowers.
Time to Find a Good Divorce Lawyer, Mrs. Ciptak
via mollygood.com: “A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president. Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton [Tennessee] put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier. ‘I don’t think she believes me yet,’ he told...
Song: To a Hammer Artist: Erin McKeown Album: Live...
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude,...– “Weekend America” on NPR, 11th October, 2008
I would like to think I have the possibility of starting every day with dancing to some great beatz in my skivvies, but I just don’t see it happening. Today at work marked the arrival of a month-long stay of a cat named Fattie, and it was a very grave disappointment. He is of english persuasion though so I will be on the lookout to see if he meows with an accent.
We All Get Extra Credit Tonight
I am sure that most of the people that come to look at this tumblr do not come here for my political commentary, and obviously there are a lot of people much better at giving witty opinions and being more informative than I am, but I feel the need to not let the VP Debate of tonight go unanswered and there are just a few brief points I really *really* feel the need to stress in the aftermath of...